YELLOW SUBMARINE
From @PaviliciousK:
I wait excitedly for his Facebook timeline to appear on my
screen. Oh the possibilities of love!
But alas! In a span of 4 seconds hopes are dashed; the only
life event I can see is “Engaged July 1st.”
I stare at his Yellow Submarine Beatles shirt, and think how
perfect he could have been.
From @Mari_deSilva:
Tumbling into the car one after the other, my sisters
forcing me into the middle seat, would invariably lead to lots of shoving and
complaints. Mum would try to hush us up, whilst dad switched on the radio. As
we started singing along to “Yellow Submarine”, all our troubles were
forgotten. Life was simple then.
From @shamsmakkiya:
After years of research, the team completed their
"Yellow Submarine".
Selected men boarded the underwater vessel commencing their
risky voyage through the all-time miraculous water, The Bermuda Triangle.
Far-fetched informations were transmitted successfully. On
reaching their destination, multi-coloured people were spotted moving on the ultra-magnetic
ground.
The men in the sub chorused triumphantly "PLASTIC
ROCKS!"
From @Shi_dreams:
“What was that?” asked Jamie anxiously.
“Nothing. Just a yellow submarine surfacing,” replied Carl
shrugging.
“WHAT?! THE SUBMARINE IS BACK?! ALREADY?” yelled Jamie jumping up.
Carl looked at Jamie like he’d lost his marbles.
“Quick! If we hurry, we might be able to sneak in before it
goes under again!”
Carl groaned and followed Jamie.
From @wIkIfReAkz:
The Recipe
The death toll increased to 17.
The detectives headed towards the scene of crime.
The glowing neon text read: 'Appetite Supremo'.
---
Inquiries revealed that recently the restaurant became very
popular among the youth because of its all new dish: 'Yellow Submarine'.
---
Forensic reports confirmed that the mayonnnaise used in the
gourmet contained arsenic.
From @seniinthebox:
I walk in on my teenage daughter going through the records
my Sister had dropped off earlier during the day.
She looks at me, puzzled. "But I still don't get the
beetle was doing in a submarine! And a yellow one at that! Google Images had
yellow and black beetles. MAMA! Are you even listening?"
COMFORTABLY NUMB
From @shamsmakkiya:
To Whom I No Longer Concern.
The volcano erupted. Wish you were kissed by its luscious
lava. The bitterness you engraved was not merely the tip of an ice-berg; the deepness
is immeasurable. Lessons are often revised and reminiscences are constantly
fissured so as to preserve my comfortably numb state.
From @Mari_deSilva:
Every time I watch the news, I see images of war,
destruction and abject poverty. Every time I walk on the street, I’m reminded
of how priviledged I am, and how deprived many others are. Every time I let
myself think, I realise how much happier I’d be if I could just become
comfortably numb.
From @jonnyjujubes:
You see a man without limbs, flailing on the ground and
stop. No one else does and after a few seconds you realize no one else cares.
Everyone walks on by, eyes averted and eventually your body starts moving and
you’re far away.
You’ve lost a bit of time, and probably some of your humanity.
From @gillian.nair:
Comfortably numb. That was me for the past 3 years. Since
the day you left me for her. I didn't hate you. I just became comfortably numb.
It was easy. It was how I felt with all those guys after you,wanting to feel
the same way but never did. Until I met him.
From @wIkIfReAkz & @shamsmakkiya:
He got fed up of the barren land to the nth level.
Once again he gazed heavenwards. Surprisingly, this time saw
some cotton candy-like nimbus hugging the skies.
He lifted up the ploughshare and hooted gladly of envisaging
prosperity.
*
She turned the oxygen canister off.
The virtual reality euthanasia therapy had made him
comfortably numb.
HELLO, I LOVE YOU
From @seniinthebox:
“Adam, meet Eve. She just came on board as an intern.”
“Eve, this is our Project Manager, Adam. He’s been with us
for nearly five years.”
“Hello, Adam.”
“Hello, I love you.”
From @bhagsy:
I standing in the hall, among the crowd at the reception
that night; feeling a little lost. I felt a tap & turning I find him
standing behing me. 'I love you' he says.
From @jonnyjujubes:
January.
The year was full of promise, and I thought you were too.
One painful conversation a month later and I lost faith.
Now you're back and
the feelings remain the same. But now I'll wait. I've never waited for someone
before, but I guess I just never had anyone worth waiting for.
From @gillian.nair:
I noticed him from across the room. He looked up and smiled
his dazzling smile with his piercing hazelnut eyes. I walked over. Confident to
not make a fool of myself. With my hand outstretched to introduce myself,I blurted out 'Hello I love you'.
From @Mari_deSilva:
“Hello, I love you.”
That was the beginning and the end of the love story.
She just knew he was “the one” the moment they met.
Seven years down the long and winding road, as she looked
over at him stepping onto the Poruwa, it couldn’t have felt more right.
He had her at “Hello.”
From @shamsmakkiya:
Male dog: "Hello, I love you baby! Why don't you try to
understand me?
Female dog: "Nonsense! I don't really trust in
love."
Male dog: "No, dear, don't say like that! I'm ready to
sacrifice anything for you."
Female dog: "If so, first and foremost, I want you to
leave and forget your master, Mr. Casanova!"
From @wIkIfReAkz:
THE CODE
New Wikileaks cable revealed that NASA's radars had received
odd signals from space.
*
'They wanna tell us something!'
Plenty of UFO hoax were spread out, as usual.
*
Prof. Langdon deciphered it.
.... . .-.. .-.. --- /.. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..-
It read: 'Hello, I love you!'
*
Actually it was a telegram sent from my neighboring post
office several years ago..
From @dishilicious:
you gave me strength
from miles away
during toughest times
didn't let me fade away
kept me sane
wiped my tears
your hugs and kisses
all i desire
But
you never said
the words,
i wanted to hear
Hello! I Love You!
once would've been nicer
But
those lovely stupid words
do they really matter?
